A man and a woman just had sex. The man pulls out a cigarette and asks the woman, "Do you have a lighter?"
The woman replies, " There's some matches in the top drawer. "
The man opens it and finds matches perfectly aligned in a row over a photo of a man.
The man asks, " Is this your boyfriend?"
The woman say's, "No"
The guy asks, " Your husband?"
The woman says, "No"
The guy asks, " Well who is it then?"
The woman replies, " That's me before my operation!"
The woman replies, " There's some matches in the top drawer. "
The man opens it and finds matches perfectly aligned in a row over a photo of a man.
The man asks, " Is this your boyfriend?"
The woman say's, "No"
The guy asks, " Your husband?"
The woman says, "No"
The guy asks, " Well who is it then?"
The woman replies, " That's me before my operation!"
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